High School – Those Are Your Prime

In My Wildest Dreams I Never Thought- Well, I Never Thought I'd Work

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

I Think There's A Little Bit Of Idiot In Everybody And I Think Some People Cover It Better Than Others But I Think I Am Very Much A Guy Who Wears His Heart On His Sleeve.

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

The Better The Person You're With, The Better You're Going To Be Because They're Giving You So Much More.