A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

The Hardest Task Of A Girl's Life, Nowadays, Is To Prove To A Man That His Intentions Are Serious.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.