A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son