A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.

Pay Off Your Student Loan. Even If You Don't Have A Job...because When You Finally Get A Job You're Going To Be One Of Us.

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.

If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.