A Bear, However Hard He Tries, Grows

The Other Day I Met A Man Who Didn't Know Where Tripoli Was. Tripoli Happened To Come Into The Conversation, And He Was Evidently At A Loss. "let's See," He Said. "tripoli Is Just Down By The - Er - You Know. What's The Name Of That Place?" "that's Right," I Answered, "just Opposite, Thingumabob. I Could Show You In A Minute On A Map. It's Near - What Do They Call It?" At This Moment The Train Stopped, And I Got Out And Went Straight Home To Look At My Atlas.

Almost Anyone Can Be An Author; The Business Is To Collect Money And Fame From This State Of Being.

This Writing Business. Pencils And What-not. Over-rated, If You Ask Me. Silly Stuff. Nothing In It.

Owl,' Said Rabbit Shortly, 'you And I Have Brains. The Others Have Fluff. If There Is Easy Thinking To Be Done In This Forest - And When I Say Thinking I Mean Thinking - You And I Must Do It.

A Day Without A Friend Is Like A Pot Without A Single Drop Of Honey Left Inside.