A Beep On The Nose Is A

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

I Don't Know The Meaning Of Life. I Don't Know Why We Are Here. I Think Life Is Full Of Anxieties And Fears And Tears. It Has A Lot Of Grief In It, And It Can Be Very Grim. And I Do Not Want To Be The One Who Tries To Tell Somebody Else What Life Is All About. To Me It's A Complete Mystery.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.