A Billion Saved Is A Billion Earned.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

Decreased Business Base Increases Overhead. So Does Increased Business Base.

Software Is Like Entropy. It Is Difficult To Grasp, Weighs Nothing, And Obeys The Second Law Of Thermodynamics; I.e. It Always Increases.

A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.