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Medicine, N. A Stone Flung Down The Bowery To Kill A Dog In Broadway.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Phoenix, N. The Classical Prototype Of The Modern 'small Hot Bird.'

Cunning, N. The Faculty That Distinguishes A Weak Animal Or Person From A Strong One. It Brings Its Possessor Much Mental Satisfaction And Great Material Adversity. An Italian Proverb Says: "the Furrier Gets The Skins Of More Foxes Than Asses."

Proof, N. Evidence Having A Shade More Of Plausibility Than Of Unlikelihood. The Testimony Of Two Credible Witnesses As Opposed To That Of Only One.