A Bird In The Hand Is Worth

Friendship: A Ship Big Enough For Two In Fair Weather, But Only One In Foul.

Glutton- A Person Who Escapes The Evils Of Moderation By Committing Dyspepsia.

Photograph: A Picture Painted By The Sun Without Instruction In Art.

Scriptures - The Sacred Books Of Our Holy Religion, As Distinguished From The False And Profane Writings On Which All Other Faiths Are Based.

Liberty: One Of Imagination's Most Precious Possessions.