A Bore Finds It Easy To Start

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.