A Bore Finds It Easy To Start

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.