A Budget Takes The Fun Out Of

Art Begins In Imitation And Ends In Innovation.

'be Faithful To Your Roots' Is The Liberal Version Of 'stay In Your Ghetto.'

Paradise Endangered: Garden Snakes And Mice Are Appearing In The Shadowy Corners Of Dutch Old Master Paintings.

If You Do Not Throw In A Few Promises Of Better Things To Come, Gloomy One, I Am Going To Take You Back To The Library.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.