A Child Needs Your Love Most When

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

I Didn't Fear Old Age. I Was Just Becoming Increasingly Aware Of The Fact That The Only People Who Said Old Age Was Beautiful Were Usually Twenty-three Years Old.