A Church Ought To Express The Joy

Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive Gullibility.

If You Take A Man By Surprise, And Behave With Sufficient Arrogance, He Will Generally Do What You Ask. -emerson

If Someone Lies Down And Invites You To Trample Upon Him, You Are A Remarkable Individual If You Decline The Invitation.

In The Silence I Heard Bastet, Who Had Retreated Under The Bed, Carrying On A Mumbling, Profane Monologue. (if You Ask How I Knew It Was Profane, I Presume You Have Never Owned A Cat.)

I Knew The Answer, And--of Course--so Did Ramses. He Has Superb Breath Control And Always Gets In Ahead Of Me.