A Comedian Is Not A Person Who

Human Beings Will Line Up For Miles To Buy A Bucket Of Catastrophes, But Don't Try Selling Sunshine And Light - You'll Go Broke.

When Critics Sit In Judgment It Is Hard To Tell Where Justice Leaves Off And Vengeance Begins.

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.

The Name 'chuck Jones', According To My Uncle, Limited My Choice Of Profession To Second Baseman Or Cartoonist.

The Close-up, According To D.w. Griffith, Allows Subtle Changes Of Facial Expression-the Raising Of An Eyebrow Or The Flicker Of A Smile-to Become Part Of The Action.