A Comedian Is Not A Person Who

Anyone Can Negatively Criticize - It Is The Cheapest Of All Comment Because It Requires Not A Modicum Of The Effort That Suggestion Requires.

Humiliation And Indifference, These Are Conditions Every One Of Us Finds Unbearable — This Is Why The Coyote When Falling Is More Concerned With The Audience’s Opinion Of Him Than He Is With The Inevitable Result Of Too Much Gravity.

When A Young Artist Asked Me For Advice On Drawing The Human Foot, I Told Him, ‘the First Thing You Must Learn Is How To Take Your Shoe Off, And Then How To Take Your Sock Off, Then Prop Your Leg Up Carefully On Your Other Knee, Take A Piece Of Paper, And Draw Your Foot.’

You Can't Force Inspiration. It's Like Trying To Catch A Butterfly With A Hoop But No Net. If You Keep Your Mind Open And Receptive, Though, One Day A Butterfly Will Land On Your Finger.

Everything On Saturday Morning [cartoons] Moves Alike That's One Of The Reasons It's Not Animation. The Drawings Are Different, But Everybody Acts The Same Way, Their Feet Move The Same Way, And Everybody Runs The Same Way. It Doesn't Matter Whether It's An Alligator Or A Man Or A Baby Or Anything, They All Move The Same.