A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

I'm More Married To Sandy Now Than When We Were Married With The Legal Document. We're Still Married As Parents.

My Goal Is To Be Remembered As A Human Being And As A Great Performer.

I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards And It Wouldn't Mean Beans

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.