A Committee Is An Animal With Four

History Keeps Her Secrets Longer Than Most Of Us. But She Has One Secret That I Will Reveal To You Tonight In The Greatest Confidence. Sometimes There Are No Winners At All. And Sometimes Nobody Needs To Lose.

Jesus Christ Only Had Twelve, You Know, And One Of Them Was A Double.

God Is In His Heaven And The First Night Was A Wow.

Survival...is An Infinite Capacity For Suspicion.

People Who've Had Very Unhappy Childhoods Are Pretty Good At Inventing Themselves. If Nobody Invents You For Yourself, Nothing Is Left But To Invent Yourself For Others.