A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Successful Salesman: Someone Who Has Found A Cure For The Common Cold Shoulder.

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.