A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present Not Been Able To Move Real Mountains.... But It Can Put Mountains Where There Are None. Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Did You Ever Get To Wondering If Taxation Without Representation Might Have Been Cheaper?

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.