A Conservative Is A Man Who Is

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Falling In Love Is The Beginning Of All Wisdom, All Sympathy, All Compassion, All Art, All Religion; And In It's Larger Sense Is The One Thing In Life Worth Doing.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.

Study: Concentration Of The Mind On Whatever Will Ultimately Put Something In Your Pocket.

A Person May Be Very Secretive And Yet Have No Secrets.