A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Was On The Train The Other Day, And I Heard Somebody Say, I'm Really Good At Checkers. That's The Same Thing As Saying, I'm Not Good At Very Many Things.

Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.