A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

Loud-dressing Men And Women Have Also Loud Characters.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

Women Forgive Injuries, But Never Forget Slights.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.