A Dirty Mind Is A Rich Inner

A Goldfish Is Reason Enough For Living, If Someone Needs A Reason.

The Horse Stares At Its Captor, Barely Remembering The Free Kicks Of Youth.

All History And Art Are Against Us, But We Still Expect Happiness In Love.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.