A Drama Critic Is A Man Who

The Reasonable Man Will Adjust To The Demands Of His Environment. The Unreasonable Man Expects His Environment To Adjust To His Own Needs. Therefore, All Progress Depends Upon The Unreasonable Man.

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.

People Who Say It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt Those Who Are Doing It.

Once There Was A Time When All People Believed In God And The Church Ruled. This Time Is Called The Dark Ages. He Who Can, Does. He Who Cannot Teaches.

Sexually,woman Is Nature's Contrivance For Perpetuating Its Highest Achievement.