A Drink A Day Keeps The Shrink

Our Culture Runs On Coffee And Gasoline, The First Often Tasting Like The Second.

Capitalism: Nothing So Mean Could Be Right. Greed Is The Ugliest Of The Capital Sins.

A Journey Into The Wilderness Is The Freest, Cheapest, Most Nonprivileged Of Pleasures. Anyone With Two Legs And The Price Of A Pair Of Army Surplus Combat Boots May Enter.

Don't Talk To Me About Other Worlds, Separate Realities, Lost Continents Or Invisible Realms -- I Know Where I Belong. Heaven Is Home. Utopia Is Here. Nirvana Is Now.

I Always Write With My .357 Magnum Handy. Why? Well, You Never Know When God May Try To Interfere.