A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up;

The Unsaid Rule For Living In A Trailer Park Is: 'if The Door's Shut, Don't Come A-knockin.' But If It's Open And You're Walkin' By, Feel Free To Say, 'hello.'

Life Is Not Fair, It Never Was And It Is Now And It Won't Ever Be. Do Not Fall Into The Trap. The Entitlement Trap, Of Feeling Like You're A Victim. You Are Not.

I've Never Been A Jealous Person, And I've Never Felt Built Up By Someone Else's Failure - That's A Cheap Thrill.

My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The Fridge On Sunday Night And Improvising A Great Medley.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.