A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up;

The Dogs Eat Of The Crumbs Which Fall From Their Masters' Table.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

I Tell Myself I Bear Witness. The Real Answer Is That It's Obviously My Programming. And I Lack The Constitution For Suicide.

Absolutely Not. I Have No Problem With Commitment. In Fact, I Love Having Someone In My Life.

I Believe In Living In The Present And Making Each Day Count. I Don't Pay Much Attention To The Past Or The Future.