A Eunuch Is A Man Who Has

As Tammie Glow'red, Amazed And Curious, The Mirth And Fun Grew Fast And Furious.

Mankind Is An Unco Squad And Muckle He May Grieve Thee.

Good Lord, What Is Man! For As Simple He Looks, Do But Try To Develop His Books And His Crooks, With His Depths And His Shallows, His Good And His Evil, All In All, He's A Problem Must Puzzle The Devil.

Gie Me Ae Spark O' Nature's Fire, That's A' The Learning I Desire.

At Length His Lonely Cot Appears In View, Beneath The Shelter Of An Aged Tree; Th' Expectant Wee-things, Toddling, Stacher Thro' To Meet Their Dad, Wi' Flichterin Noise An' Glee.