A Fair Bargain Leaves Both Sides Unhappy.

Perhaps That Is The Secret. It Is Not What We Do, So Much As Why We Do It.

When You Find Yourself In Bed With An Ugly Woman, The Best Thing To Do Is Close Your Eyes And Get On With It

All Fiction Has To Have A Certain Amount Of Truth In It To Be Powerful.

I Have Touched More Men That I Can Count. Some With My Lips, More With My Axe.

I Stayed Sober For This?