A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

Outgrew The Media... The Negativity Felt Like A Disease.