A Father Has To Do Everything In

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

Social Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

I'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy. I'm Healthy To The Point Where There Are Things That I Have To Eat That I Don't Want To Eat, But I Eat It Because I'm Enjoying Staying Alive.

The Childless Experts On Child Raising Also Bring Tears Of Laughter To My Eyes When They Say, I Love Children Because They're So Honest. There Is Not An Agent In The Cia Or The Kgb Who Knows How To Conceal The Theft Of Food, How To Fake Being Asleep, Or How To Forge A Parent's Signature Like A Child.

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.