A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear A Woman Promising To Love Him "forever" When He Merely Wanted Her To Love Him For A Few Weeks.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.