A Fool Is Someone Whose Pencil Wears

When You're In A Good Mood, Bring Up The Past. When You're In A Bad Mood, Stick To The Present. And When You're Not Feeling Emotional At All, It's Time To Talk About The Future.

The Chess Player Who Develops The Ability To Play Two Dozen Boards At A Time Will Benefit From Learning To Compress His Or Her Analysis Into Less Time.

A Friend Is Someone Who Stays By Your Side All Through The Troubles He's Caused You.

Be Able To Suffer Wearing A Necktie Or Slightly High Heels For An Entire Evening Without Complaint Or Early Removal.

Play More Than One Game At A Time. This Is A Painless Way To Learn How To Do Many Things At Once.