A Friend Is Never An Imposition.

Take A Deep Breath, Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, And Start All Over Again.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.

When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest. If You Want To Get An Audience With You, There's Only One Way. You Have To Reach Out To Them With Total Honesty And Humility.

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.