A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".

So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi And Says "king Arthur's Close" And The Taxi Driver Says, "don't Worry We'll Lose Him At The Next Lights".

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then