A Full Mind Is An Empty Bat.

A Game Of Great Charm In The Adoption Of Mathematical Measurements To The Timing Of Human Movements, The Exactitudes And Adjustments Of Physical Ability To Hazardous Chance. The Speed Of The Legs, The Dexterity Of The Body, The Grace Of The Swing, The Elusiveness Of The Slide - These Are The Features That Make Americans Everywhere Forget The Last Syllable Of A Man's Last Name Or The Pigmentation Of His Skin.

It (a Baseball Box Score) Doesn't Tell How Big You Are, What Church You Attend, What Color You Are, Or How Your Father Voted In The Last Election. It Just Tells What Kind Of Baseball Player You Were On That Particular Day.

The World’s Not So Simple Anymore, I Guess It Never Was. We Ignored It, Now We Can’t.

The Only Thing Abner Doubleday Ever Started Was The Civil War.

We Win If The World Is Convinced Of Two Things, That You Are A Fine Gentleman, And A Great Baseball Player.