A Full Mind Is An Empty Bat.

When (rube) Waddell Had Control And Some Sleep, He Was Unbeatable.

Man May Penetrate The Outer Reaches Of The Universe, He May Solve The Very Secret Of Eternity Itself But For Me, The Ultimate Human Experience Is To Witness The Flawless Execution Of The Hit-and-run.

Luck Is The Residue Of Opportunity And Design.

I Don't Like The Subtle Infiltration Of 'something For Nothing' Philosophies Into The Very Hearthstone Of The American Family. I Believe That 'thou Shalt Earn The Bread By The Sweat Of Thy Face' Was A Benediction And Not A Penalty. Work Is The Zest Of Life; There Is Joy In Its Pursuit.

I'm A Man Of Some Intelligence. I've Had Some Education, Passed The Bar, Practiced Law. I've Been A Teacher And I Deal With Men Of Substance, Statesman, Business Leaders, The Clergy... So Why Do I Spend My Time Arguing With Dizzy Dean?