A Funny Line Can Never Exist On

An Author's Life Is Different, Complex, And Ongoing, While A Character's Remains Frozen In One Little Story.

I Would Never Understand Photography, The Sneaky, Murderous Taxidermy Of It.

The Affectionate Farce I Make Of Him Ignores The Ways I Feel His Lack Of Love For Me. But We Are Managing.

I Missed Him. Love, I Realized, Was Something Your Spine Memorized. There Was Nothing You Could Do About That.

People Love Gossip Because It's Slightly Removed From Actuality. It's A Very Literary Thing... You Can Hear A Great Story, And It Turns Out That It's Largely Not True. Fiction Writing Is Like Gossip. It's Not Malicious Gossip, But It's Gossip.