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Laziness Has Become The Chief Characteristic Of Journalism, Displacing Incompetence.

Whatever Part Drink May Play In The Writer's Life, It Must Play None In His Or Her Work.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.

Feeling A Tremendous Rakehell, And Not Liking Myself Much For It, And Feeling Rather A Good Chap For Not Liking Myself Much For It, And Not Liking Myself At All For Feeling Rather A Good Chap.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.