A Good Education Is The Next Best

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.