A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.