A Good Story Should Make You Laugh,

We'll Be Remembered More For What We Destroy Than What We Create.

For The First Time In Longer Than I Can Remember, I Feel Peaceful. Not Happy. Not Sad. Not Anxious. Not Horny. Just All The Higher Parts Of My Brain Closing Up Shop. The Cerebral Cortex. The Cerebellum. That's Where My Problem Is. I'm Now Simplifying Myself. Somewhere Balanced In The Perfect Middle Between Happiness And Sadness. Because Sponges Never Have A Bad Day.

Tyler's Words Coming Out Of My Mouth. I Used To Be Such A Nice Person.

Yes, Terrible Things Happen, But Sometimes Those Terrible Things - They Save You.

And The Seventh Rule Is If This Is Your First Night At Fight Club, You Have To Fight.