A Great Reader Seldom Recognizes His Solitude.

Methodology Is Applied Ideology.

I Am Only Interested In Money Because Everyone Else Is.

Orgies Are An Early Form Of What Will Someday Become Sex By Committee.

Magic Trick: To Make People Disappear, Ask Them To Fulfill Their Promises.

Complainers Change Their Complaints, But They Never Reduce The Amount Of Time Spent In Complaining.