A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

The French Don't Know How To Cook Breakfast.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.