A Hot Dog At The Game Beats

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

The Only Thing Money Is Good For Is To Buy Your Freedom.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

Major Strasser: You Give Him (rick Blaine) Credit For Too Much Cleverness. My Impression Was That He's Just Another Blundering American. Captain Renault: We Musn't Underestimate American Blundering. I Was With Them When They Blundered Into Berlin In 1918.

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.