A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.