A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Nobody Gets To Live Life Backward. Look Ahead, That Is Where Your Future Lies.

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

Don't Indulge In Gossip. ... People Who Throw Mudballs Always Manage To End Up Getting A Little On Themselves.

Remember, It Takes Two To Make An Argument. The One Who Is Wrong Is The One Who Will Be Doing Most Of The Talking.