A Husband Is What Is Left Of

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.