A Husband Is What Is Left Of

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.