A Husband Is What Is Left Of

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.