A Journalist Is Stimulated By A Deadline.

To Be Human Is Erroneous.

Journalist: A Person Without Any Ideas But With An Ability To Express Them; A Writer Whose Skill Is Improved By A Deadline: The More Time He Has, The Worse He Writes.

Squeeze Human Nature Into The Straitjacket Of Criminal Justice And Crime Will Appear.

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself. Because Each Of Us Is His Own Neighbor.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.