A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar.

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.