A Kind Word Is No Substitute For

A Real Pleasure Is A Pleasure That One Enjoys By One's Self, Without A Companion, And Without A Single Argument.

I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among Friends It’s Always Appropriate. A Man Is Only A Man As They Say, But Brandy Is Still Brandy. You’ll Find That In The Talmud Too.

One Cannot Live On Potatoes Alone. It Is Said That One Wants Bread With Potatoes. And When There's No Bread, A Jew Takes His Stick, And Goes Through The Village In Search Of Business.

When The Heart Is Full It Runs Out Of The Eyes.

This Is An Ugly And Mean World, And Only To Spite It We Mustn't Weep. If You Want To Know, This Is The Constant Source Of My Good Spirit, Of My Humor. Not To Cry, Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh.