A Kiss May Not Be The Truth,

After One Of My Plays Came Out, I Had Mixed Reviews, Some Bad And Some Good. One Day, It Dawned On Me. I Thought, 'i Wrote A Play And He Wrote A Review, And That's The Difference Between Him And Me.'

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.

You Cannot Make Your Opportunities Concur With The Opportunities Of People Whose Incomes Are Ten Times Greater Than Yours.

I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

She Is Nearing Forty And Not So Easily Forgiven As When Her Skin Bloomed Like Roses.