A Kiss On The Nose Does Much

It Always Looks Darkest Just Before It Gets Totally Black.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Just Thinking About A Friend Makes You Want To Do A Happy Dance, Because A Friend Is Someone Who Loves You In Spite Of Your Faults.

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.