A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.

Don't Let You Mind Wander - It's Far Too Small To Be Let Out On Its Own.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.