A Learned Man Is An Idler Who

There Was Only One Virtue, Pugnacity; Only One Vice, Pacifism. That Is An Essential Condition Of War.

Opera Is When A Tenor And Soprano Want To Make Love, But Are Prevented From Doing So By A Baritone.

Though All Society Is Founded On Intolerance, All Improvement Is Founded On Tolerance.

If More Than 10% Of The People Like A Painting, You Can Be Sure It's Bad.

Like Fingerprints, All Marriages Are Different.